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With that, Ditmus got in line and when it was his turn the Preacher asked, "Ditmus, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Ditmus replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Ditmus's ear, placed his other hand on top of Ditmus's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Ditmus how is your hearing now?"
Ditmus answered, "I don't know. My hearing is only next Thursday."